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The weeks don't kill me but the weekends find me alone
The sunset that I used to love has found a new tone
Lips so red like the skies of hell above me
Trip my head with the lies you tell on TV
Coz there had to come a time, I had to accept the truth
Had to accept that I would never be loved by you
Teardrops fell until some arbitrary day
It hurts but it never kills, never completely fades
And time goes by endlessly now, and Lindsay, how I'm moving on
With my lonely, futile, sad and facile and never ending life
Sat in my room, thinking of you, listening to the chimes
Ticking away the endless days until I die
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Drive Like You
02:46
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My head sits on top of my shoulders and I lie on the floor
My back hurts but my head is always begging for more
I recall the first time that I saw you on my old TV screen
You were the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen
And if I learn to drive, I will drive like you
Drunken, screaming like you
And if you ever die, I will do that too
Drunken, screaming for you
My friends they all laughed and called me crazy when I told them about my plan
But I know you're really gonna dig my band
I will keep you safe from any danger, I will be like your mother
I will make sure that you are never discovered
And if I learn to drive, I will drive like you
Drunken, screaming like you
And if you ever die, I will do that too
Drunken, screaming for you
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My Baby Hates You
02:24
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Lindsay Lohan is gonna be going as Stephen King's Carrie
to a Halloween party, I saw it on E!
Told my baby, she said "you're crazy, you're twenty six years old,
and it's time that you were told, you're a freak."
My baby hates you, she gets pissed at me
When she finds your name in my browser history
Late Saturday night, me and my baby get sexy
She screams out my name, but I scream Lindsay
I'm beginning to see that women are filled with jealousy
and I Know Who Killed Me provided the proof
Showed it my baby and she went crazy when she saw you thrill me
with your tit squeezing, stripteasing moves
My baby hates you, she gets pissed at me
When she finds your name in my browser history
Late Saturday night, me and my baby get sexy
She screams out my name, but I scream Lindsay
You've all the things that I look for in a girl
Big boobs and no self esteem
My baby thinks that to me, she's the world
She will never know how little she means
My baby hates you, she gets pissed at me
When she finds your name in my browser history
Late Saturday night, me and my baby get sexy
She screams out my name, but I scream Lindsay
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4. |
Don't Wanna Be Queer
03:08
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I saw your new boyfriend on TV
He's considerably bigger than me
But I don't wanna be queer, when you're here
Lindsay, could you love a man like me?
I'm one of those guys who's nice and writes poetry
But I don't wanna be gay, when I'm round your way
And I really am scared of what you would say
If ever we met, would you laugh in my face?
I know that I'm not your kind of guy, it's alright
Mascara makes my eyes prettier
My scarred arms ache when I think of her
But hey, I don't wanna mince, just wanna be your prince
Take a little joy when you dig the noise of my verse
Timid little boy in a big boy's universe
No, I don't wanna be queer, when you're here
And I really am scared of what you would say
If ever we met, would you laugh in my face?
I know that I'm not your kind of guy, it's alright
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Magic Potion
02:34
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When I was young, I thought I knew just what I'd want
I saw myself on my own yacht with thousands of blondes
Well, I'd still like a yacht, but the only girl I want is you
Been sure about it ever since I saw you in court
"A more comely defendant there's never been," I thought
The sentence I decree is a lifetime of me and you
I love you, baby
It hurts so much to know that you and I could never be
I wanna give you a magic potion and make you fall for me
I love you, baby
It kills me that I'll never find a way to make you see
I wanna swim the Atlantic Ocean and take you out for tea
I'd like to know the origin of all existence
For my fantasy football team to meet no resistance
But babe, you know what? All I really want is you
Baby, when you cry I wanna cry with you
And baby, if you died I reckon I'd die too
Coz for my heart to keep beating, the only thing it's needing is you
I love you, baby
It hurts so much to know that you and I could never be
I wanna give you a magic potion and make you fall for me
I love you, baby
It kills me that I'll never find a way to make you see
I wanna swim the Atlantic Ocean and take you out for tea
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Hollywood Rebel
03:16
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I dream of such a perfect day when
we sat and ate in that old park and
you took my hand and told me to be calm
You'd always be there for me
You took a lot of my heart with you
Don't think I'll ever see that guy who
sat there in the park so scared, but happy
just to have that day with you
will never know how I felt on that day,
round your way, baby
Lindsay, you're the girl for me, it's been my dream,
ever since you first hit the screen
Lindsay, you will never know how my heart glowed,
ever such a long time ago
You told yourself that you were through with him
You threw a hissy fit but blew him
I wish that you would only take my call
or let me take you in your
And now so many years have gone by
I guess I'll never get that last time
I guess I'll never see your gorgeous face
or feel you sat there by my side
Walking through the park and it's so grey
and cold today, baby
Lindsay, you're the girl for me, it's been my dream,
ever since you first hit the screen
Lindsay, you will never know how my heart glowed,
ever such a long time ago
You're the one I see when I close my eyes
every single miserable night
I will follow you wherever you go
Hoping that you take off your clothes
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Breasts In Machete
02:12
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Break My Back
03:20
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All my brothers don't believe each other all the time
They'll pull you down and twist you around
All because you believed
They'll snarl and bite and say that it's not right
All because you were free
Break my back under your frail frame
Don't mind, do what you gotta do
Smother me beneath your heavy fame
Coz I believe in you
All my lovers don't believe in each other all the time
They'll fight all night, each claiming they're alive
Screaming in my dreams
They'll pull me down and pin me to the ground
All because I believed
Break my back under your frail frame
Don't mind, do what you gotta do
Smother me beneath your heavy fame
Coz I believe in you
Bite my shoulders and pull my hair
Don't mind, do what you gotta do
And if it hurts me I won't be scared
Coz I believe in you
I believe in you
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Catholic Child
03:40
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They say it's there for everyone, a true love somewhere under the sun
I know out of seven billion, there's only one, only you
I guess I'm content in my loneliness, guess I'll be okay
All those friends of mine say it just takes time and I'll be fine someday
Don't know how I can prove it but I swear that it's the truth
I've fallen in love with you and I don't know what to do
You put the beauty in the day, like the sand makes glitter in the waves
I've got so many things to say, if I could just talk to you
There's nothing time will do, nothing more to lose, nothing left to chase
I would kill a man just to hold your hand, just to see your face
Don't know how I can prove it but I swear that it's the truth
I've fallen in love with you and I don't know what to do
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Strong Bionic Arm
04:32
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And the Melvins song is playing
Lindsay Lohan in the strip club
Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan
And the strong bionic arm
of Lindsay Lohan saves the day
It makes sure that the bad guy
doesn't manage to escape
Bionic arm saves the day
No bad guy can escape
Bionic arm in your face
Lindsay Lohan saves the day
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